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A Day in the Life

August 26, 2011

Thursday, August 25, 2011.

5:10 am – Wake up, shut off alarm and take morning leak.

5:11 am – Put on a dirty pair of socks and shorts then shuffle into the living room to watch some television.

5:58 am – Get off the couch and get dressed for work.

6:04 am – Determine bedhead is workplace appropriate.

6:38 am – Arrive at work with a McCoffee.

7:28 am – Take morning poop.

9:30 am – Leave office for job site.

10:00 am – Arrive at job site and begin sneezing.

12:15 pm – Stop sneezing and leave job site for the office.

12:45 pm – Arrive at office again, this time with a burger and baked potato from Wendy’s.

2:45 pm – Take afternoon walk.

2:50 pm – Run back to office in the rain.

2:53 pm – Ring out wet shirt in kitchenette sink.

3:51 pm – Leave office for job site again.

4:39 pm – Arrive at job site and begin sneezing, again.

5:01 pm – Realize something at the job site is setting off my allergies and causing me to sneeze.

5:25 pm – Completely sneeze through the last of my tissues.

5:33 pm – Begin to use articles of clothing to wipe my nose.

6:16 pm – Leave job site. Work day is now done.

6:58 pm – Arrive at brother’s house with chicken finger combo from Mary Brown’s.

7:15 pm – Finish eating first meal from Mary Brown’s in over a year. Let out a huge sigh of relief as I smile.

8:45 pm – Walk to Starbucks and order a tall coconut creme frappuccino.

9:00 pm – Suffer brain freeze headache from frappuccino.

9:26 pm – Go home.

9:59 pm – Get home, get nearly naked, get on bed.

7 Comments leave one →
  1. August 26, 2011 8:18 am

    Niiiice. With the exception of the Wendy’s and Mary Brown’s (which we don’t have down here in the States), it seems a lot like my day, if not a touch longer.

    really, you blew your nose on your shirt?

  2. Bob permalink
    August 26, 2011 9:52 am

    You really savoured that MB meal. It took you 15 minutes to finish it. Drew brought taters to our game last friday. Somehow I only had two.

    Savoured every single bite of it.

  3. August 26, 2011 12:20 pm

    What the hell is Mary Brown’s?

    fried chicken

  4. August 26, 2011 12:55 pm

    Hmmm, you have been very detailed in your description of your day. Not going to lie, some of it was a little TMI.

    I’m only meh with the coconut creme frapp. However, have you had the coconut mocha? Urgh, it takes like poison.

    I avoid mocha, to me it IS poison.

  5. August 27, 2011 9:11 pm

    You have an 11.5 hour workday? Man that SUCKS. Please complain as much as you like and you will have all my sympathy.

    that day was unusually long for me

  6. August 29, 2011 8:44 pm

    Ummm why do you get up soooo early just to sit and watch TV! You could sleep in like another 45 mins….

    Or I could shower and have breakfast, both of which I neglected that morning.

  7. August 30, 2011 11:53 pm

    I envy your bedhead. If I let bedhead go, I get nasty tangles that really hurt to brush out.

    Glad you enjoyed that MB’s! That’s a name you haven’t mentioned in a while!

    You should shave your head. Eliminate nasty tangles before they start.

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