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More People I Hate

October 13, 2011
  • Women who show a lot of cleavage at church. Honey, God can see your titties whenever he wants. He made ’em! Besides, if church can’t be a family friendly environment, then no place can be family friendly.
  • People who speak in an angry tone and yell but deny it. You’re a loud asshole. Calm down and shut the fuck up.
  • People who think Family Guy is funnier than the Simpsons has ever been. Obviously, these people aren’t smart enough to tie their own shoes. Family Guy has never been able to best either the Simpsons or South Park. And if you laughed when Quagmire fucked a woman in half, then you’re a braindead fuck.
  • People who watch a sporting event only because one player is on their fantasy team. Watch the game for the entertainment that is the game. If you want to play a fantasy game, may I suggest Dungeons & Dragons.
  • People who say “Wrestling is fake.” No shit Sherlock. You know what else is fake? Everything else on TV. At least with wrestling, there’s no reruns.
  • People who take to the streets and protest in Canada. This is the greatest country in the world. We have nothing to protest against. Shut up! Get a job. Leave the streets to the people who are just trying to go to work, go home, go to school and go to church.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. October 13, 2011 11:20 am

    Wrestling is FAKE????!!!!!!!!!!

    I like Family Guy, but you are right it is not in the same league as the others. And I truly hate American Dad!

    Feel free to deport any discontented Canadians and send them over here so they can see what a really crappy country is like!

    I would like to deport them to Third World countries where 95% of the population is starving and suffering from severe disease. Like Somalia or Sudan or something. And then have them tell me how evil my country is and the companies that operate in my country.

  2. Riot Kitty permalink
    October 13, 2011 12:07 pm

    Good point. What are people in your country protesting? My country is the fucked up one.

    Apparently corporations are bad or something like that. Shit, last time I checked, corporations provided employment and income and you know, paid taxes. Those bastards!

  3. October 13, 2011 6:05 pm

    I gotta say I kinda like the Family Guy granted I don’t watch it or the Simpsons regularily so I can’t say which is better.

  4. October 16, 2011 4:12 am

    Nice list! I would also add, people who drive slow in the fast lane and people who don’t hold the door open for the people coming right behind them.

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