Dogdom
November 4, 2011
In today’s hectic society, being a human isn’t necessarily the best thing to be. Humans have so many worries and hassles. I think being a dog is better than being a human. Here’s why:
- Dogs can poop where ever they please and have somebody else pick it up and then dispose of it.
- Dogs don’t have to pay taxes.
- Dogs can have multiple sexual partners with no worries of it “getting weird.”
- Also, no STDs.
- Dogs can lick there own genitals and do it in public places.
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OK, I’ll let you off as it’s Friday!
so, lemme have at it
Dogs can’t wipe themselves, nor can they play video games.
who needs video games when you can just hump anybody’s leg at will
Cats can do a lot of those things too.
but dogs have bigger cocks
I would be willing to sacrifice the ability to whistle in order to become a well-cared-for dog.
bitch
ROFLMAO :lol:
I wish I could hang out at home all day and sleep whenever I wanted to… yeah, they’ve got a pretty sweet deal. I’d probably get bored eating the same food everyday though.
Good points! I’d still rather be a human though.
Do you want to poop on someones lawn?
Oh hell yes!
There is an expression, “It’s a dog’s life.” I guess this what it pertains to.
Cats though, they have it pretty good too, and they don’t need to go outside in the cold like a dog does.
Plus, cat penises have spiny barbs at the end.
Spiny barbs, for her pleasure.