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November 4, 2011

In today’s hectic society, being a human isn’t necessarily the best thing to be. Humans have so many worries and hassles. I think being a dog is better than being a human. Here’s why:

  • Dogs can poop where ever they please and have somebody else pick it up and then dispose of it.
  • Dogs don’t have to pay taxes.
  • Dogs can have multiple sexual partners with no worries of it “getting weird.”
  • Also, no STDs.
  • Dogs can lick there own genitals and do it in public places.
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9 Comments leave one →
  1. November 4, 2011 8:19 am

    OK, I’ll let you off as it’s Friday!

    so, lemme have at it

  2. November 4, 2011 10:00 am

    Dogs can’t wipe themselves, nor can they play video games.

    who needs video games when you can just hump anybody’s leg at will

  3. November 4, 2011 12:08 pm

    Cats can do a lot of those things too.

    but dogs have bigger cocks

  4. November 4, 2011 12:33 pm

    I would be willing to sacrifice the ability to whistle in order to become a well-cared-for dog.

    bitch

  5. November 4, 2011 6:58 pm

    I wish I could hang out at home all day and sleep whenever I wanted to… yeah, they’ve got a pretty sweet deal. I’d probably get bored eating the same food everyday though.

  6. Riot Kitty permalink
    November 4, 2011 11:43 pm

    Good points! I’d still rather be a human though.

  7. November 6, 2011 5:32 pm

    Do you want to poop on someones lawn?

    Oh hell yes!

  8. November 7, 2011 3:16 am

    There is an expression, “It’s a dog’s life.” I guess this what it pertains to.

    Cats though, they have it pretty good too, and they don’t need to go outside in the cold like a dog does.

    Plus, cat penises have spiny barbs at the end.

    Spiny barbs, for her pleasure.

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