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Sharks Deserve a Cooked Meal Every Now and Then

May 3, 2012

I expect stories like this on April 1st, but May 3rd???

Did you read that story about the sharks with the laser beams attached? Somebody did it. Some marine biologist attached a laser beam to the dorsal fin of a lemon shark. It wasn’t a dangerous laser, but it was a laser none the less.

How awesome is that!

Then there was that story about that woman in New Jersey who brought her six year old daughter into a tanning booth with her.

Seriously, you people out there that tan. Do you realize that you’re basically just cooking yourself. But this woman, she’s cooking her daughter.

I swear, people who tan are the dumbest people in the world. The human body needs some light, but not enough light to cook the skin.

Tanners, do you realize how bad you look? You look like an old purse my mother threw in the garbage ten years ago. There was a few pennies in the purse and you know what, that purse has more sense than you’ll ever have.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. May 3, 2012 2:11 pm

    Lasers on sharks?! What’s next, bombs on dolphins? Oh, and I agree about tanners. Ick.

  2. May 3, 2012 8:38 pm

    People who tan also smell like cooked meat.

  3. May 4, 2012 3:36 am

    Did you see the pic of the woman with the tan? Oh my gosh! When I was a little girl tanning was all the rage and the teen girls would slather baby oil all over themselves and sit out in the sun holding foil covered boards to their faces to get better sun. A neighbor girl, pale blonde, fair blue eyes, ended up with skin darker than the woman in that picture. *shudder* I always wondered if she got skin cancer.

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