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The IKEA Returns Desk

August 11, 2012

I feel sorry for the people who work at IKEA’s customer service desk. I’m waiting in line because the morons who got here before are taking up so much damn time.
These people ahead of me are complaining that the plates they bought aren’t Corningware.
Gimme a break.
Corningware is a brand name. If the plate says ‘IKEA’ it ain’t Corningware or any other brand.
And it’s a crime for me to kill stupid people, why?

6 Comments leave one →
  1. Riot Kitty permalink
    August 11, 2012 6:02 pm

    Good question.

  2. August 12, 2012 9:10 pm

    Complaining that stuff at Ikea isn’t Corningware? That’s pretty hilarious!

  3. August 13, 2012 8:20 am

    Roll the dice and let the jury decide.

  4. August 13, 2012 1:19 pm

    Amazing, simply amazing that they have the brain power to operate basic motor functions.

  5. August 14, 2012 1:28 am

    Say what? Corningware? Oh my gosh! You know, you could always go with the “Your honor, he needed killin'” defense. LOL

  6. August 14, 2012 9:51 am

    Maybe you should go into politics – form The Smart People Party and promise to cull dumb people when you get into power. That would give seal cullers something else to do for the rest of the year! Win win!

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