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August 15, 2012

There’s this group of people who want to be able to march through the streets of Toronto while topless.
In the early 1990s, one woman took to the courts to fight for her right to walk the streets bare-breasted. She won but nary do I see a woman topless.
People who know me know my stance on this issue: if you got it flaunt it but if you ugly cover the fuck up.
What would the world be like if there was a law forcing the ugmoes to cower in the shade while simultaneously encouraging “perky” women who will someday suffer nagging back issues to walk through the streets showing off what God gave them?
Yeah I know. And what if it rained donuts too.

And just to show that I’m not just some creepy perverted pig, I am also in favour of ugly men covering up. You’ll never see me walk the streets with my big fat hairy belly exposed to mother nature. There is nobody that needs to see that. Blind people wouldn’t want to see me topless.

6 Comments leave one →
  1. August 15, 2012 8:23 am

    I have a friend who once stumbled onto a naturist beach. The youngest one there was about 60. Took him a long time to recover.



  2. August 15, 2012 8:48 am

    I’m with you. I’m afraid I’d be relegated to shady, shirted areas only. But I’m good with that.


    It’s cool in the shade

  3. Bob permalink
    August 15, 2012 9:50 am

    “March” you wrote “Match” in the first line.


    iPhone autocorrect

  4. August 15, 2012 12:15 pm

    Unfortunately, it seems to be those we don’t want to see who want the world to see it.


    It’s like they don’t have mirrors or something

  5. August 16, 2012 12:32 pm

    Usually the people who want to display themselve naked are the ones who shouldn’t, but oh well, if they want to march about topless go for it. It’s no more disgusting than seeing their flesh struggle to be free of the too tight outfit they have on.


    Lovely image there

  6. August 17, 2012 1:16 am

    God invented clothes for a reason!

    You cracked me up with your “blind people” line. That was pretty funny. :)


    God didn’t invent clothing. If he had, Adam and Eve wouldn’t have had to wear fig leaves.

    You been thumped!

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