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WIGSF and the Exploding Toilet

September 13, 2012

It was just another day at the office. I got up from my desk to go take a
leak. I stood in front of the toilet, lifted the seat and dropped trow. I
did my thing. Dropped the seat and pulled up my pants and hit the flush

As I finished washing my hands and throwing the wadded up paper
towel into the trash bin, I noticed the “running” sound coming from the
toilet tank.

“Maybe the flapper didn’t come back down properly,” I
thought to myself. A second flush usually solves that problem so I flushed
the toilet again.

A minute later, I noticed the toilet was still

Without much thought, I picked up the tank lid…

erupted from the tank, spraying everywhere.

I quickly put the tank lid
back down on the tank and stuck my hand beneath the toilet for the shut off

Crisis averted, but for how long… Where will I shit tomorrow

7 Comments leave one →
  1. September 13, 2012 8:27 am

    Good job it was only water!

  2. September 13, 2012 11:34 am

    You’re asking the important questions that needed to be asked. Or you could say, call a plumber.

  3. September 13, 2012 2:39 pm

    Hey, at least you didn’t pee on the floor. Was it clean water?

  4. September 13, 2012 5:10 pm

    Toilet water in the face — even when it’s clean — just isn’t that much fun. Where will you poo? The game is afoot!…or abut!

  5. September 14, 2012 3:34 am

    Oh my gosh! That’s a big “uh-oh!” I hope your boss called the plumber right away! And I’m glad you weren’t hurt in the making of this episode.

  6. September 15, 2012 10:09 am

    Ha! Oh man, poor you. I can’t imagine a worse first-world problem than being soaked by a geyser of toilet water. I mean, even though it was from the tank, and was therefore technically clean, it still had toilet cooties!

  7. September 17, 2012 12:58 am

    Toilets have a shut off valve???


    Yes. It’s that knob between the toilet and the wall/floor

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