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Something Truly Scary

October 31, 2012

The Walt Disney Company purchased Lucasfilm.
What does that mean?
That means that more Star Wars movies will be produced.
That means Leia will join the Disney Princesses and Yoda joins the Disney Fairies.
That means that an animated remake of Star Wars featuring Disney characters will be produced.
Mickey Mouse = Luke Skywalker.
C3PO, Goofy.
R2D2, Donald Duck.
And worst of all, a screwed up crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow meets Han Solo.
You thought Clone Wars was bad. You ain’t seen nothing yet.

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. October 31, 2012 8:16 am

    My wife greeted me with this news when I got up this morning. Ugh.

    Makes this even more relevant:

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    “Dear Lord, please let this be a nightmare!”

  2. Bob permalink
    October 31, 2012 9:12 am

    oh my god. The worst part is that I can actually see most of that stuff happening.

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    Disney did it to your Marvel heroes.

  3. October 31, 2012 4:33 pm

    It can’t be any worse than what Lucas has already done.

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    Wanna bet?

  4. October 31, 2012 9:28 pm

    Maybe people will forgo the new Star Wars films….

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    I will. Children won’t.

  5. Riot Kitty permalink
    October 31, 2012 11:28 pm

    Oh God help us.

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    The Jedis are going to feel this one.

  6. November 2, 2012 1:59 am

    Personally, I can’t wait to see ol’ Vader with the mouse ears.

    Oh wait – we had Leia. Nevermind!

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