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The WIGSF Diet

January 7, 2013

Fuck it. You only live once.
Eat as much deep fried food as fast as you can. Wash it down with rum and cokes. Die at 35 with a smile on your face from a heart attack suffered while getting a hand job at a rub ‘n tug.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. January 7, 2013 1:46 pm

    Is this you plan for the year?

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    Dude, this is my plan for every year.

  2. January 7, 2013 2:07 pm

    No more gym? I might need to join one, I am definitely not working out enough at home.

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    Not getting laid enough at home? Then go elsewhere.

  3. January 7, 2013 5:12 pm

    Uh…so you’ve given up? Welcome to my world.

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    Bleak future but it sure tastes good.

  4. January 7, 2013 7:39 pm

    Fast food is apparently offering more services these days.

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    McDonalds new adult oriented McCafe feel is getting really adult, if you know what I mean.

  5. January 14, 2013 10:45 pm

    Sounds like a plan to me! Except for the rug ‘n’ tug part.

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