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The Duck

January 30, 2013

So there’s this duck, right. This duck walks into a pharmacy and goes to the back of the store. At the back of the store, the duck approaches the pharmacist.

“Got any grapes?” the duck asks.

“No, we haven’t got any grapes. This is a pharmacy.” the pharmacist replies.

The duck turns around and waddles out of the pharmacy.

Thirty minutes later, the duck returns and approaches the pharamcist.

“Got any grapes?”

“Weren’t you the same duck that was here half an hour ago?” the pharmacist asks. “No, we still haven’t got any grapes. We won’t have any grapes.”

The duck turns around and waddles out of the store.

Thirty minutes later, the duck returns and approaches the pharmacist.

“Got any grapes?”

“For the last time, we don’t have any grapes.” the pharmacist, annoyed, replies,

The duck turns around and waddles out of the store.

Thirty minutes later, the duck returns and approaches the pharmacist.

“Got any grapes?”

“NO! No grapes! NO!”

The duck turns around and waddles out of the store.

Thirty minutes later, the duck returns and approaches the pharmacist.

Before the duck could speak, the pharmacist began yelling at the duck. “If you ask for grapes one more time, so help me, I’m gonna nail your feet to the floor!”

The duck looks up at the pharmacist and asks “Got any nails?”

Slightly stunned at the question, the pharmacist replies “Uh, no.”

“Got any grapes?”

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9 Comments leave one →
  1. January 30, 2013 9:17 am

    +1 on this. Great duck.

  2. Bob permalink
    January 30, 2013 9:19 am

    That old duck joke?

    ——–

    Yup. It’s still funny.

  3. January 30, 2013 9:33 am

    I am picturing Howard the Duck doing this…

  4. January 30, 2013 10:01 am

    Hahahaha

  5. January 30, 2013 2:15 pm

    Perfect. ;)

  6. Riot Kitty permalink
    January 30, 2013 11:45 pm

    I have actually never heard that before, it’s hilarious!

  7. January 31, 2013 12:29 am

    I’m picturing my ducks doing this. They are such assholes, it’s not hard to imagine.

  8. January 31, 2013 12:51 pm

    LMAO My father would love this joke. Must tell him.

  9. February 5, 2013 5:45 pm

    ROFL Too cute! :)

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