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George Lucas Day

March 12, 2013

Today, I woke up with my hair being in a weird series of curls. Combined with my lame beard and fat head, I looked just like George Lucas.

No I didn’t take a photo. There’s enough bad photos of me floating around the internet without my consent. I’m not adding to the pile.

Yeah, you know who you are. You could have stopped it. You didn’t. I blame you.

So today I look like George Lucas.

Could be worse. I could be bald like Ron Howard or Rob Reiner. Or I could just be a pretentious jack ass like Quentin Tarantino. I’ll settle for Lucas.

Any over-rated director’s I’m forgetting?

Woody Allen, something about casting myself in movies where hot chicks fuck me even though I’m clearly unfuckable.

Steven Spielberg, sappy and preachy.

Michael Bay… BOOOOOM!

Feel free to leave snarky comments about director’s I may have missed.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. March 12, 2013 8:32 am

    James Cameron hired a lot of CGI artists to make your hair look like that. The least you could do is kill a few aliens on your way to work.

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    But Terminator was awesome.

  2. March 12, 2013 9:09 pm

    David Lynch?

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    I’m still convinced him and Cronenberg are the same person. Weird for the sake of weird.

  3. March 14, 2013 12:49 pm

    I believe that most directors are over-rated. For example, Ben Affleck.

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    I will say this about Argo: when the levee breaks.

  4. March 14, 2013 10:50 pm

    I’m not gonna lie I kinda like Quentin! He’s a total oddball!

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    Lots of directors are just like him. He’s just popular. And a bit too much of a fanboy.

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