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Bachelor Party

March 23, 2013

Tonight is Bob’s bachelor party. I am unable to attend. But my spirit will be there. Okay not my spirit, but the toothless tranny octogenarian stripper I hired will be there.
And don’t think it was easy to find her er him, whatever. Even in a Puritan-hating “Gay as it gets” Toronto, finding that specific sexual perversion for hire is not easy or cheap. I just hope Bob enjoys Gramma Chuck.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. March 23, 2013 11:09 am

    Aw, too bad you won’t be able to be there. Have a great time, Bob…and Gramma Chuck.

  2. bob permalink
    March 23, 2013 2:18 pm

    So excited, I am about to leave!

  3. March 23, 2013 4:04 pm

    You’re missing your besties bachelor party? I hope you have a good excuse like explosive diarrhea or you’re on vacation!


    How did you know I have diarrhea?

  4. March 24, 2013 3:45 am

    You are a true friend. No one ever sent me Grandma Chuck!

  5. March 25, 2013 2:01 am

    Oh it breaks my heart that you can’t go to Bob’s bachelor party! Maybe you guys can do something together before the wedding. I hope he has a wonderful time! When is the wedding?!

    Best wishes to Bob and Bobbette!

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