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Delayed Weekend Recap

April 16, 2013

In point form:

– I watched some Food Network programming with a pair of vegetarians. I was more entertained by the vegetarians internally debating their life choices than I was by the television. The power of bacon.
– Bobette changed her name. She’s now Mrs. Bob.
– I’m still not sure which is the more amazing accomplishment: Bob finding a woman who is willing to marry him; or Bob making it through his wedding without spilling food on his tuxedo. And there was a chocolate fountain at the dessert table. He was asking for trouble yet he made it out okay.
– I’ve decided. Bob not spilling food all over himself is the more amazing feat. Seriously, I’ve seen this guy make a mess of himself with a chocolate chip cookie and a glass of milk.
– I bought another pair of shoes. Puma suede, navy blue with red trim and an off-white sole. I may have a problem… Not enough closet space!
– My mother was complaining that my brother’s TV doesn’t have an on-screen guide or time-shifting channels. This is a woman whose first television was black and white with no remote and only received three snowy channels. I have to remind her next time she complains when she thinks her cable bill is too high.

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. April 16, 2013 7:46 am

    Congrats to Bob and Mrs Bob. I wish them a long and happy marriage!
    And maybe a Bob Jr too?

    ——-

    I think Mrs. Bob had already decided on a name. Minibob if its a boy. Mulva is its a girl.

  2. Bob permalink
    April 16, 2013 7:50 am

    Secret to my success… didn’t try the chocolate fountain.

    ———

    So little faith in yourself.

  3. April 16, 2013 8:14 am

    Congratulations to Bob and Mrs. Bob! BRAVO!

    Those Pumas sound cool. Give us a pic!

    And bacon is the most awesome.

    ——–

    When I get around to photo ing more shoes.

  4. April 17, 2013 12:36 am

    Was the wedding this past weekend??

    More shoes! Hmm, I’ve bought three pairs of shoes in the past month. You are making me feel that I need to catch up. (There is a pair of rainboots that I have my eye on. Hmmm…)

    I have a friend notorious for spilling on herself, especially when wearing white. I will object if there is a chocolate fountain at her wedding.

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    Yes. Wedding was Saturday and now Bob is saying he avoided the chocolate. That’s how much faith he has in himself.

  5. April 17, 2013 1:30 am

    I know someone who recently stopped taking psychotropic drugs and became a carnivore again. True story.

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    Are you saying you know of an under-medicated psycho running around feasting on whatever it catches with its own hands?

  6. April 20, 2013 11:53 pm

    Congratulations to Bob and Mrs Bob! Yay! April weddings are so lovely. :)

    Bacon is some seriously powerful magic. :)

    ———–

    In the first century, St. Paul of Tarses incorporated bacon into evangelism. Many believe it was bacon that gave rise to Christianity from obscure cult to where it is today.

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