Skip to content

This might be a cry for help

June 14, 2013

I saw an ad at a bus stop. The ad was for a service that cleans dog poop from my yard.

For as little as 17 bucks, these people will come to my yard and pick up the dog shit.

How do they know it’s dog shit? Do they test it and return it if it’s actually from a goat?

Yes. A goat once shat in my front yard. Garage too but that’s another story.

Will these people pick up my shit if I tell them it’s dog shit? Okay, I’d have to shit in my yard first but you know, I’ve got free time.

Is it wrong that I’d be willing to pay somebody to pick up my shit?

Advertisements
6 Comments leave one →
  1. Bob permalink
    June 14, 2013 1:43 pm

    It is weird but I want a follow-up to this.

    ——–

    Or better yet, I shit in your yard and make you call them.

  2. June 14, 2013 4:56 pm

    $17! No shit?! I’d pay someone $17 to clean the shit of 5 big dogs from my yard.

    ——-

    As low as 17. You pay based on number of dogs and frequency of visits.

  3. June 14, 2013 5:41 pm

    I’m with Bob. Are you going to call and at least ASK some of these compelling questions?

    I still get a kick out of “shat.”

    ——-

    It’s in the dictionary. I swear to God I read it in a dictionary. Past tense of to shit.

  4. June 14, 2013 7:12 pm

    i have also had to look up “shat”. it’s the proper past tense. no shit.

    ——

    You doubted shat.

  5. June 14, 2013 11:44 pm

    A goat? Do tell.

    ——–

    I’ve told that story so many times.
    Rented baby goat running around my basement wearing an old tshirt of mine that had my aunts name scrawled across it. It Spent the night in my garage. When I woke up it was leashed to a tree in my front yard.

  6. June 21, 2013 12:19 am

    I guess capitalism will always find a niche, lol. If someone’s willing to pay, someone else is willing to work it.

    I wonder if they clean duck poop? I had a duck when I was little, and it pooped all over everything, to the point my father gave it away … to a family with a cat … who ended up having fresh duck for dinner that same night. At least they didn’t have to deal with duck poop for very long, I suppose, heh.

    ——–

    Duck season FIRE!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: