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Top Ten Things I’m Into Right Now

September 4, 2013

Here is a list of the top ten things I’m into right now.
10. Adventure Time. I watch this program semi-regularly yet I still don’t quite understand it. Probably because I’m sober.
9. Might & Magic III. It’s an old PC RPG. Its fun enough, I guess.
8. Water. I’m drinking lots of water. Keeping hydrated. So I’m also peeing a lot.
7. Hamburgers. I’ve just had such a craving for hamburgers. Especially with a fried egg.
6. Claritin. Those new mint-flavoured dissolves-without-water tablets. They’re the only thing keeping me from sneezing on you right now. You’re welcome.
5. Mall walking. It’s like running an obstacle course with conditioned air.
4. My beard. I’m hairy and loving it.
3. Ignoring politics. Ignorance is bliss. Well, until the storm troopers smash my windows. But until then, bliss.
2. Birthday cards with funny sounds. I got Carmine a birthday card that farts. At his party, I just blamed it on the card and nobody was the wiser.
1. Medieval history. Books with lots of pictures have turned toilet time into fun time.

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9 Comments leave one →
  1. September 4, 2013 8:18 am

    Medieval history is great – so much nastiness…

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    Medieval history… The last time the French didn’t suck out loud.

    • September 4, 2013 11:22 am

      Of course, the English try to pretend that the French sucked back then – Agincourt, Crecy, Piotiers, etc. Most miss the one big factor – the French WON the Hundred Years War in the end!

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      But total suckage since then.

  2. September 4, 2013 8:34 am

    If you ever figure out “Adventure Time”, let me know. I watched my first-ever episode of “Venture Bros.” last night and it was worse than watching someone have a diarrhea attack. I hear a lot of stuff about “Adventure Time” though.

    Beard, eh? Nice. I wish I could grow a full one. I have one of the girly goatee ones.

    And I’m with you on the bliss until the storm trooper raid.

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    I believe the troopers are polishing their jackboots in Quebec right now.

  3. Bob permalink
    September 4, 2013 10:21 am

    Top 3 I am into right now:
    3. Finishing building my back deck
    2. The start to the NFL season
    1. Softball playoffs

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    Could you be any whiter?

  4. September 4, 2013 9:57 pm

    Hamburgers are pretty amazing, I’ll agree.

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    Denny’s bacon slam burger. Try it.

  5. September 5, 2013 12:11 am

    I just hope you’re not one of those people who goes into the card store and opens EVERY MUSICAL CARD. One of these days my head will explode, and not just because I haven’t tried those Claritin tabs.

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    I only open the cards that fart

  6. September 5, 2013 5:53 pm

    I like beards too. Facial hair on a man is often awesome. But not in the ZZ Top fashion.

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    You’re more of a duck dynasty gal.

  7. September 8, 2013 6:13 pm

    Where did you find the farting card? I have two perfect recipients in mind. One is a 6-year-old boy. The other is a grown woman who giggles uncontrollably at any fart reference.

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    Walmart

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