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Power of Anti-Suggestion

October 3, 2013

I was at the dollar store, waiting in line to buy some fake centipedes to scare my mother, when I noticed Thrills chewing gum on the candy rack.
I said aloud “Oh my God. I can’t believe they still make this disgusting lavender-flavoured gum.”
This guy, a complete stranger, in front of me in line turns around, picks up a pack of Thrills, and buys it.
I think I’ll go back and see if I can get a stranger to buy dollar store condoms.

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. October 3, 2013 11:57 am

    The gum would probably be safer than the condom…

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    Don’t know if you’ve seen them, but there are adverts over here that imply chewing gum to be used as a rubber.

  2. christielli permalink
    October 3, 2013 3:12 pm

    Ummm, I think more expansion is needed concerning the first sentence of this post.

    p.s. I’m not going to any of the GTA Sloan shows because I don’t have time these days to leave the T. Sad they’re not playing the T itself.

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    Centipedes, millipedes; you know pretty much any myriapod scares the shit out of my mother. So I buy fake myriapods to scare her. It’s really funny.

  3. October 4, 2013 2:18 am

    You have amazing powers of persuasion. Behold, the new Kreskin! WIGSFkin!

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    I prefer to be called WhatIGotSoFarskin

  4. bob permalink
    October 5, 2013 8:10 am

    The gum isn’t that bad.

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    Their current on box slogan is “it still tastes like soap.”

  5. October 7, 2013 11:56 am

    Oh yeah, I saw Thrills last time I was at the checkout at Dollarama. I don’t get the appeal at all.

    You have so many shoes now that you could probably supply a centipede with footwear.

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    Almost.

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