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My Christmas Wish

December 3, 2013


Here is the annual WIGSF Christmas wish list.

I wish for only three Christmas songs to find their way into my ears: Santa Claus is Coming to Town by Bruce Springsteen, Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano and Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer.

I wish for peace on Earth but massive, violent upheaval on Mars. Fuck those Martians. I want them all to die.

I wish for inspiration for my annual gingerbread men. I cannot think of a theme this year.

I wish for Coca-Cola to introduce a skinny version of their iconic Santa Claus image. That way they can put Santa on advertisements and packaging for Diet Coke and Coke Zero.

I wish for a pizza. What? I like pizza.

I wish for the Tenderloins to perform in Toronto so that I may catch a performance.

I wish for all the Muppets to come to life and walk amongst us just like they do in the movies.

6 Comments leave one →
  1. Bob permalink
    December 3, 2013 10:12 am

    Three comments:

    1. Which Reindeer performed the 3rd song you listed?

    2. I will have pizza at the Christmas Games Night I plan on hosting

    3. I have a suggestion for a theme for the Gingerbread cookies: Home Alone! You can have Kevin, his Mom, John Candy and both Daniel Stern and Joe Pesci


    Is there edible pizza in your area?

  2. December 3, 2013 10:21 am

    Bob’s question 1 FTW. Awesome. I say it was Vixen. She’s such a harpy.

    How about zombie gingerbread men? They’re very popular right now. Or Dr. Who, in honor of the 50th anniversary? I’ve never seen the show, but it’s very popular too. Or, perhaps, Marvin Martian and his instant-army hordes. You know — since they’re going to have a violent upheaval and develop that module of theirs.


    Too complicated

  3. December 3, 2013 10:34 am

    Gingerbread penguins!



  4. December 3, 2013 10:25 pm

    I’m definitely with you on the Muppets wish.

    Whenever I watch The Muppets Christmas Carol, I think about how much I’d love to live in that old-timey winter world where humans and muppets coexisted happily and you could happily skate with the penguins.


    Thank God I’m not alone on that one.

  5. December 5, 2013 6:51 pm

    What about Idiot Gingerbread men, in honor of your latest feature, Idiot of The Day?

  6. December 8, 2013 8:12 pm

    Put me down for one more vote for the Muppets. I’d like them also to break into occasional song-and-dance numbers. That would make life better.


    Of course they would sing.

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