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My Holiday Season

January 2, 2014

Carmine didn’t get the joke. Two days later, people were still trying to explain it to him. “How are we supposed to make fun of you if you’re too stupid to know you’re being made fun of. ”

Santa was good to me this year. Did you know Santa has a time machine? I didn’t. Now I do. Santa brought me a book, a book published in 2014.

Juice and Juicette announced they’re having a baby tentatively named Sippycup.

Bob and Bobbette are still childless. Well, I hope so. I saw Bobbette put away a decent amount of wine. Meanwhile Bob was just spilling wine all over the table and two of the guests sitting across the table. I tell you, this guy is a klutz. I bet that’s why Bobbette is still not pregnant. Bob probably misses a lot. “Sorry honey. Maybe tomorow. I missed again. Got it all over the night table. Some on the head board. I even managed to get some out the window. Don’t ask how.”

New Year’s Eve was dull. Home by 9:30 and asleep by 10.

And the Wonder Twins got engaged. I coulda sworn they got engaged ten years ago. I guess engagements have expiry dates and need to be renewed. Oh well. Good for them.

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7 Comments leave one →
  1. Bob permalink
    January 2, 2014 10:54 am

    Thank you, that was really funny. I needed the laugh since I am back at work. I will share it with Bobette. I am curious what was the joke you made on Carmine?

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    The prank box.

  2. January 2, 2014 3:22 pm

    Happy 2014. May Carmine understand all of your pranks this year.

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    I doubt it.

  3. January 2, 2014 6:49 pm

    the twins got engaged? i didn’t know that was legal in canada….

  4. January 2, 2014 7:44 pm

    Great post to open 2014, WIGSF. You win January 2nd. :)

  5. January 3, 2014 6:32 am

    We often get books like that – having a book with next years date in it in a reading list shows the students that we are keeping up to date. Our New Year was a bit like that, only disturbed by the bloody fireworks at midnight.

  6. January 4, 2014 11:04 pm

    Congratulations to all your friends, and may the rest of your year be awesome, amazing, and may all your wishes come true. :)

  7. January 5, 2014 7:15 pm

    Santa is magic, OBVIOUSLY. How did you not know that?

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